I wish I had taken a photo of my face when I heard our assignment today. We were given a stack of papers with recipes for the following:Pan-fried trout with toasted garlicBrennan's red-wine and mushroom sauceBasic simmered riceRoast Cornish game hen with wild rice stuffingCountry Braised chickenTomato concasseTeriyaki salmon with pineapple-papaya salsaWe were told to get with 2 other people who would make up our team for the day. We had a short lecture on plate presentation and garnishes, mostly warning us not to arrange our food to appear as a smiley face or a "phallic symbol" which the chef described as sunny side up eggs and bacon (sounded more like "breast symbol" to me--but then I'm a psychotherapist and studied Freud.) Then we were warned that any garnish which was not a food used in...